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Zimmy Zeta
Humanidyne Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.25 19:19:00 -
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Forever Infiniti wrote:I look down upon thee with extreme disappointment
"The soap. Pick it up. " |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
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Posted - 2011.11.23 17:26:00 -
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El Quirko:
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again......Now it places the lotion in the basket.....it places the lotion in the basket.... "
...THEN WHO WAS PHOON? |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
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Posted - 2011.11.23 17:35:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:El Quirko:
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again......Now it places the lotion in the basket.....it places the lotion in the basket.... " (I didn't understand yours so I ignored it.) .
Silence of the Lambs
...THEN WHO WAS PHOON? |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
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Posted - 2011.11.24 13:04:00 -
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Hellgate fr:
"Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc. "
...THEN WHO WAS PHOON? |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
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Posted - 2011.11.25 18:19:00 -
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Xavier Holtzman:
The soap. Pick it up.
...THEN WHO WAS PHOON? |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
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Posted - 2011.12.16 17:00:00 -
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Damn, you guys are too fast.
@Torin Corax: "Ahh, Doctor Allen! Why are you in Haiti, Doctor Allen? "
(spoiler)
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
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Posted - 2011.12.16 17:17:00 -
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Torin Corax wrote:This one is strong....but they all break in the end
OT: @ Zimmy...Creepiest Avatar ever
-----not half as creepy as meeting you at the gate in Antem all the time.
But hello neighbour and thanks for buying my stuff :)
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2011.12.22 15:16:00 -
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"Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival. "
(spoiler)
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2011.12.27 17:24:00 -
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@ hazelryan:
"...inside I am screaming...nobody will pay any attention.....
...if I had arms I could kill myself.....
.......if I had legs I could run away......
..........if I had a voice I could talk to be some kind of company to myself......
...I...just...don't see...how I can ...go on like this?...
.......
S.....O......S......
..Help me.....
S.....O.... S....
....Kill me....
S...O....S....
...Help...me..."
@ Ila Gant: "Say my name, b**ch!"
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2011.12.27 17:32:00 -
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Max Von Sydow wrote:All work and no play......
are you a wizard
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2011.12.28 01:31:00 -
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@ Leonova: "Gonna adopt me some more third world orphans...yeah....."
@ Alpheias: "Seven days....you have seven days..."
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2012.01.07 07:55:00 -
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Darth Gustav:
"Ah...the child of Bhael is awake...it is time for more.....experiments"
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2012.01.11 19:55:00 -
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@ Amber:
"In a what??? A soda -stream you say???????"  
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2012.01.13 18:43:00 -
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@ Astrid:
"So...I had this terrible burn scar on my cheek since I was little...and then, I , like, went to the tattoo parlor...yeah.
And then I asked this guy, a brutor, ...I asked him if he could make me a tattoo...a tattoo to cover the ugly disfiguring spot in my face....
And, when he , like, had finished, that son of a b***h had made a tattoo all over my face. ...screw him...screw him hard...."
edit:
this sounded a lot funnier in my head before i wrote it down.....
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2012.01.30 19:12:00 -
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Dante Kesel wrote:Hmm I wonder where I left that Titan.
She is staring at my shirt.
Come on.
Ask.
Now ask already.....
Go on, ask me about my shirt, ask me if I ironed it myself...
come on...
And I will say "Of course I did, after all I am teh IRON MASTER of teh IRON PREISTS.."
Gosh...this gonna be so cool....
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
952
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Posted - 2012.04.05 19:51:00 -
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Nedes Betternaem wrote:Oh the camera is over there... damnit.
I'm wearing a hoodie. I'm a gangsta. Yo.
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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
953
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Posted - 2012.04.05 20:00:00 -
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Darth Gustav wrote:[Zimmy Zeta]
Why do those pirates continue to put up The Blockade?
[ holy maccaroni, batman, do you know me? have you been around some years ago when i was totally drunk and actually tried to negotiate in local with Kruul to release the damsel? ...good old times....]
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Zimmy Zeta
Paramount Commerce
Masters of Flying Objects
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Posted - 2012.05.02 18:51:00 -
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@Khergit
"Are..those ..real? They are so...beautiful......can..can I touch them?"
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Zimmy Zeta
Paramount Commerce
Masters of Flying Objects
1137
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Posted - 2012.07.12 22:27:00 -
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gogela:
There's a big-ass explosion behind me, but I don't even turn around. See how cool I am?
None of the cool guys turn around to look at explosions.
Really.
Seriously.
I mean it.
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Zimmy Zeta
Paramount Commerce
1225
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Posted - 2012.10.15 19:52:00 -
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Kenneth O'Hara wrote:I wonder how big of a bubble I can blow?
"Someone turn down the thermostat...my mascara is melting again."
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Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2012.12.26 13:21:00 -
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Graygor:
"Sooo...let's see...there are as many boobs on this world as there are people..
There are also as many ********* on this worlds as there are people....
So statistically, every one of us should have one boob and one ball...
Damn, I'm smart....."
...meh Gäó |
Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
6003
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Posted - 2013.01.18 14:24:00 -
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@ Calico-Jack: this
...ketchup. |
Zimmy Zeta
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.08.05 08:33:00 -
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COBRA will rise again!
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
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Posted - 2014.07.14 20:49:00 -
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Carmen Electra wrote:Ralph looks like he's eyeballing a billiards shot.
14 posts in 46 minutes?
..um, yeah, that would be one post every 3,285714 minutes....I could totally do this...
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
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Posted - 2014.07.21 21:06:00 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Is it my shoes, I bet it's my shoes omg he hatesmyshoesomgomgOMG
I dare you. Call me Captain Picard again, just one more time, and see what happens...
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
43455
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Posted - 2014.07.31 19:30:00 -
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Gully Alex Foyle wrote:Either
I'm about to kiss you to death.
or
Geez, I'm high as a kite!
Tell me the truth, Doc..is it Lupus?
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
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Posted - 2014.09.03 20:11:00 -
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Hot damn...and just now I have run out of one dollar bills...
I wonder if she accepts credit cards...
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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